so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
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