Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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