Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
You are the only person I have ever seen offer your other drink to the bouncer on two fors night
Bouncers are people too...giant angry people
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I just need to drink whiskey get off and eat some cheese. Why is that so fucking hard for god to deliver.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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