Oh man I wish you'd been in the car w/ me today. I followed a school bus home filled w/ young boys and I flipped them off the entire way. They loved it.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Did I let your boyfriend smear a banana into my face last night? Because I have pictures that are telling me I did....
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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