It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I think my moral compass just broke
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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