The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
Yea I just took my 1st pregnancy test. Turns out I am just fat. Also I haven't been with anyone in 3 months, which is clearly making me crazy.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
BRING THE BAGELS
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Randomize
