this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
Just took my morning after pill in the library
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
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