Just asked what her favorite part of a guys body is. She said ballsack. I'm in love.
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
no you cant smoke seaweed
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
direct quote from andrew "you know i can't hear when i drink whiskey"
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
