I can't find my pants or my car
I didn't even hookup I think I took them off at taco bell...
ha omg I always lose my dignity at taco bell as well... so no big deal.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
i ate 2 chicken nuggets and puked out 5. that doesn't even make mathematical sense
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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