In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I would drag my balls through a mile of broken glass to eat pudding out of her anus
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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