She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
have you ever wondered what it would feel like to stick those coneheads in your vaj
omg every time its on
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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