Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Its mothers day and I have choke marks around my neck. Thanks for that.
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
True strength comes from lack of pants
All I ever wanted was my bed, Tylenol, and total darkness. Instead I had a pervert with porno posters who blares german rock calling me tootsie pop. How was your saturday night?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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