Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Oh you have the munchies, Dad? That's great and congratulations on the weed but STOP EATING MY APPLE PIE
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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