just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
These flip flops mean I'm casual, but I'm here to fuck.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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