You're completely useless in the revolution.
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
Randomize
