i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
Nothing says "You're all grown up now" like setting up your 401k with shitty underwear.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I think, at this point, getting pissed and declaring my love via reality TV would be an improvement
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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