Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
i spent 15 mins trying to take money out of ATM with my drivers license saying, "what the fuckkkk" everytime it didnt work
John Mayer's mother should have swallowed him when she had the chance.
As in blowjob or cannibalism?
I was thinking blowjob, but either would've been a better idea than giving him a record deal.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
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