i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
My favorite part of the day is the 2 seconds of ignorance you have when you first wake up. Right before you remember where your mouth was last night.
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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