A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commercials.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
For the sake of my mom, I can't sleep with two guys with the same name. She has a hard enough time keeping up as it is
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Yes, he does have a boomerang dick. No matter how many times I throw it away, it keeps coming right back and winds up hitting me in the head.
This guy on Hoarders just said "we're all about 4 or 5 decisions away from shitting in a bucket". True dat
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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