I just gift wrapped bread.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
Pooping to opera.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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