I cannot find my penis.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
I think I used your jacking off shit when I showered. I couldn't see shit, it was all oily. Fuck power outages
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
if i had an alexa it would be saying “have sex with guys that don’t care about you”
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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