note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
He came so hard that he yelled what sounded like a spell from Harry Potter.
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
as a side note pls kill me
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
