yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
Just cropdusted the office
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
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