S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
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