My sheets look like a crime scene.
His drunken night ended with a "car accident" which really meant he was stuck in a toy car and pushed down the steps.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I already wrote the apology to my liver. He knows whats up
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I will start puting down the plastic for the vom in our love chamber. If you want to be something or someone else for the night feel free. The theme is shit show.
I'm there.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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