Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Mom is talking about dicks with her friends in the living room. I am 5 seconds away from scaling the bathroom window out of here.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
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