so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
all i remember was her shitting herself and asking me to call her parents.....i so didn't. when i woke up she was gone and left a note saying "we will be lovers forever"
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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