ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
i am currently wearing a bowl of frosting on my head. i do not regret any of my life choices leading to this moment
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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