My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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