C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
24 hour fitness called offering me a free trial stating that you referred them to me. I told them you have been taking pics of naked guys in the locker room and selling them online.
That's not a bad idea, actually...
my dog ran away and came back with a marajuana plant. what are you doing tonight?
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
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