We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
I feel like I've been hit by a truck, flew up and landed on a fence post that went straight through my vagina. No more vodka and sex for a while.
My doctor said I can only have one drink at a time, ever, from now on. My life has officially started its decline.
Never thought an ATM max withdrawal could be such a good thing...
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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