no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
i was too drunk before they even got here. i took all their phones instead of keys and hid them in the freezerr...im an awesome party host.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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