If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
This taco party has no tacos, just a hot asian guy in booty shorts. We were lied to.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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