I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
My parents woke me up at noon to tell me my maid had found my clothes strewn all over the neighborhood
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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