you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
I just got licked by a stripper, not so great anymore.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
made the entire pub sing the british national anthem, puked, rallied, then peed in a telephone booth and have pictures to prove it, taking tourism to another level since 2012.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Momentum is force x velocity. So therefore velocity is 0 - hammered, and force is ur legs locked up and ur face hits the ground.
I felt paralized they just wouldnt move. We need segways when were drunk cuz if we start to fall forward they well take off and save the fall.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I want to meet people. Preferably ones with penises
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