please pick me up with an explanation of why i shacked in a trailer with a guy who doesnt have a car.
im at planned parenthood. the form wants to know what our usual form of contraception is?
anal.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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