So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
She called to say the cops were not fake cops. some one has to go get her in an hour
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
Two words: nipple clamps
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