Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
The dude is a cop how would I ever date a cop I wouldn't be able to talk about the first TWENTY-SEVEN years of my life!
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
You tell anyone I'm rocking out to Pitbull in an economy, base-model car, I'll kill you.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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