id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
I just got a booty call..Its 6 pm..a brave attempt to climb the rotation ladder..I like his ambition.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
you were so high you asked for half double stack and half crispy chicken sandwich "welded together" in the wendy's drive through
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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