There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
Where did you get a picture of my penis
i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
You know summer is almost over when ur school booty calls start hitting u up as if solidifying their spot in drunken mistakes for next semester
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
That's the point dumbass, I can't use my boss as a reference cause they'd have to fucking call him in prison.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
Besides, I'm booked tomorrow. I'm planning on drinking heavily and crying in the bath.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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