So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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