So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
These are the things that make me so grateful... that I slept with your sister instead.
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