So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Dude. Where are you? I'm making waffles in the waffle iron. It's beautiful.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
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