doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
"I never want to have to say, 'Please don't squirt me with your breast milk' again.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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