I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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