she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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