Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
I was walking around the party holding a dog on my shoulder like it was a parrot
I got about 15 snapchats from you with your hand saying "you want cheese sticks" or something like that and one of some weird looking weed
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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