If you text me again I will gut all of your stuffed animals.
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
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