That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Hey, I didn't ask that stripper to put her unds in my mouth, it was just covered by the plus package fee I ordered.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
He stole a bottle of grenadine from the bar. And got arrested. His new cell mate is going to love his bright red lips.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
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