I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I'm going on a new diet. It's called the "eat healthy otherwise boys won't want to have sex with your fat ass" diet. Wish me luck.
You're like the Mr. T of my A-team, only less gold jewelry and more pitying of fools.
That's the nicest thing anyone has said to me all day.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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