whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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